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Infinite Elgintensity - Best of 2020
Watch me recap the most amusing moments in an otherwise dull and dreary year.
Exercises in Futility - How NOT to Pick Up Girls (Pt. 2)
Watch me roast Tyrone the Fitness Addict as he executes questionable tactics to pick up girls who have boyfriends.
Exercises in Futility - Fails from the CrossFit Games 2020
A global pandemic might've canceled a lot of events over health concerns, but nothing will stop the Reebok CrossFit Games from raising additional ones. Watch me cover the bad calls, dumb events, and other foolishness of the Washed-Up Loser Olympics, Coronavirus Edition.
How NOT to Handle Trolls (Featuring Boogie2988)
Watch Boogie2988's Twitter fingers turn to trigger fingers, with some analysis of the legal issues from yours truly.
The Infinite Elgintensity Shaker Bottle Bundle by Hydra Cup
I planned to sell my own line of shaker bottles earlier this year, but I bided my time during lockdown. After all, shaker bottles won't sell when people are out of the gym and/or out of the job. Now that many gyms and other businesses have reopened, I've decided to launch my line of shaker...
Gym Idiots - Big Ed Squat (90 Day Fiancé), Bench Press Fail, & More
Watch a washed-up dating show celebrity attempt to lose weight and some ego lifters disregard their own safety during a health crisis.
IE Coach Tom Mannion Sets World Record Deadlift
Congrats to IE coach Tom Mannion for setting an under-80kg strongman deadlift world record of 710 lbs. (322kg) @ 175 lbs. (79.6kg) body weight! Coach Tom is going to attempt another big pull in five weeks, but until then is accepting new online clients. Sign up for coaching services here and request Tom...
Gym Idiots - Athlean-X Fake Weight "Redemption," Wiz Khalifa Squat, and More
Several YouTubers have explained how Athlean-X has tried to look stronger than he really is, but nobody has roasted him for it until now.
Greg Glassman Ruins CrossFit Then Resigns!
Find out how Greg Glassman, CrossFit's founder, ruined his own company in a matter of days before resigning in shame.
Exercises in Futility - How NOT to Lose Weight in Quarantine
The world is burning--Minneapolis especially--but take comfort in the fact that you're not stupid enough to drink a high-calorie, low-protein shake for weight loss.
My Interview with Starter Story
I've recently been featured on Starter Story, a blog full of interviews with successful business startup founders. I primarily discussed my apparel store: its origins, rookie mistakes, day-to-day-operations, plans for the future, and more. The article, even the title, has several typos that weren't in my article submission. Also, the $8,378.37 monthly...
Gym Idiots - Quarantine Home Workout Fails
Coronavirus or not, most accidents happen in the home...especially if there's a gym involved.
The Coronavirus Workout and Diet: Staying Fit in Quarantine
by Kajs Hadžićof KH Performance Lab Many of the New Year's Resolutioners aren't eating nutritious meals or showing up to the gym anymore. This time, it's not because of their lack of willpower (not entirely, anyway). Due to the coronavirus outbreak, most gyms are closed, and grocery stores...
Exercises in Futility - Lilly Singh Flops at the NBA All-Star Roast
This is what happens when your idea of comedy is playing the victim and waiting for the applause sign to light up. Watch me point out the many problems with this late-night host and her shtick. Jeff Ross, if you need someone to take her spot at next year's roast, you...
Exercises in Futility - Netflix Lets Gwyneth Paltrow Run a Lab
Watch me roast Gwyneth Paltrow as she promotes her company and its brand of pseudoscience in her new Netflix show, "The Goop Lab."
Infinite Elgintensity - Best of 2019
Thanks for another successful year.
For 2020, I'm going to try to cover a wider variety of subjects on YouTube, release more designs and products on my store, and expand my coaching services. Stay tuned.
Gym Idiots - Bellator Training, Belly Fat Spot Reduction, & More
The last "Gym Idiots" of the year. Brace yourself for the New Year's resolutioners.
Exercises in Futility - How NOT to Box
Tyrone the Fitness Addict can't pick up girls, so he picked up boxing. Watch this video to find out whether he finally found a suitable substitute for a job.
Exercises in Futility - Woman Body Shamed by Daughter's Homework
The body acceptance cult expects doctors and, now, teachers to avoid mentioning obesity. Watch me roast this Kentucky woman for getting triggered over a first grade reading assignment. Get the "You Have Died of Obesity" T-shirt featured in the video as well as tank tops and hoodies in...