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by Kajs Hadžićof KH Performance Lab        Many of the New Year's Resolutioners aren't eating nutritious meals or showing up to the gym anymore. This time, it's not because of their lack of willpower (not entirely, anyway). Due to the coronavirus outbreak, most gyms are closed, and grocery stores...

This is what happens when your idea of comedy is playing the victim and waiting for the applause sign to light up. Watch me point out the many problems with this late-night host and her shtick.   Jeff Ross, if you need someone to take her spot at next year's roast, you...

Watch me roast Gwyneth Paltrow as she promotes her company and its brand of pseudoscience in her new Netflix show, "The Goop Lab."  

Thanks for another successful year.     For 2020, I'm going to try to cover a wider variety of subjects on YouTube, release more designs and products on my store, and expand my coaching services. Stay tuned.

The last "Gym Idiots" of the year. Brace yourself for the New Year's resolutioners.  

Tyrone the Fitness Addict can't pick up girls, so he picked up boxing. Watch this video to find out whether he finally found a suitable substitute for a job.  

The body acceptance cult expects doctors and, now, teachers to avoid mentioning obesity. Watch me roast this Kentucky woman for getting triggered over a first grade reading assignment.     Get the "You Have Died of Obesity" T-shirt featured in the video as well as tank tops and hoodies in...

by Kajs Hadžićof KH Performance Lab    As anyone who has ever watched “Fails from the CrossFit Games” knows, Olympic lifting is very exciting yet easy to screw up. If you want to try this sport, then follow these four tips to make the most of your training. 1. Check...

Enjoy these frightening sights on Halloween night.  

Transgender female athletes have beaten biological women in track, MMA, powerlifting, and Olympic lifting. Add sprint/track cycling to the list. Update: YouTube removed my latest video for hate speech a day after manually reviewing it and approving it for all advertisers, then confirmed its decision on appeal. You can watch this episode...

Watch as the Princess of Pop squats, a summer body takes a fall, and a baby on board gets whiplash.  

by Elgin E. Mones, Esq.   Dietary supplements aren't necessary to build muscle, burn fat, or achieve any fitness goals. They also can't compensate for horrible diet and exercise programs or even excellent ones to which you refuse to adhere. If a pill or powder could make you look like...

In this Q&A, I help a young lad pick a suit for his high school dances that can also serve as a job interview suit, rant about a movie that shouldn't have been made, and address other questions that I got in August.  

Learn how to mack from Tyrone the Fitness Addict, a man who's so confident in his game that he had to stage a mall pick-up.     Imagine falling for Tyrone's clickbait. You'd probably feel like these gentlemen (timestamped at 7:33):

The yearly tradition continues.     Get these "Bad Form is the Norm" T-shirts and tank tops in three different colors this month only.

Delayed by two days due to YouTube's monetization review process. Thanks YouTube.  

Watch me commentate the best gym fails of the month, including an NFL player who once led his team in sacks but squats like he doesn't have a full one.     Fun fact: the first nimrod also opened my December 2016 episode of "Gym Idiots." Some people never learn.  

Tyrone the Fitness Addict is back in his mom's kitchen. Watch me roast him as he cooks his least appetizing meal yet.  

I passed the 400,000 subscriber mark shortly after uploading the June Q&A. Thanks for joining my troll horde. I hope you don't get tired of winning.  

Also starring Tyrone the Fitness Addict...